Thirteen ways you know you are an "old" married couple:
1. An hour to wait for a table for dinner is just not worth your time anymore.
2. $4.50 for a card!
3. You have given/received the same card more than once.
4. You celebrate Valentine's Day one week early or one week late. (refer to #1)
5. You say "We celebrate Valentine's Day every day"
6. Sexy lingere...LOL....You don't have enough time to take all your clothes off, much less put anything else on.
7. If you do go out you think how can all these "kids" afford this restaurant.
8. Your husband rations your candy (the candy he gave you).
9. You are excited that you get to see a movie (probably rated R) in a theatre.
10. The term "Let's just skip dinner" doesn't mean what it use to (refer to #1).
11. Now that you can afford those romantic get aways, you don't have the time or a sitter to take them.
12. You think that palying Whirly Ball sounds like a good Valentine's Day date.
13. The best Valentine's gift is for you to have your kiddos spend the night away from home, so you can SLEEP all night long and stay in bed all the next morning, SLEEPING.
7 comments:
Okay that is just hilarious and you don't have to be married 13 years to relate.....lol. I love it. Are you playing whirly ball......I WANNA GO!!!! I was pregnant last time we went and couldn't play.......let me know
Okay I thought it said 13 ways for 13 years....I am stupid.....hello I should know how long you have been married I was the maid of honor.....and yes I know how long it's been now.....it's fixing to be 8 years in May.....lol
Becca..you crack me up. I totally agree! As you saw we took our kid on our "Valentine date" and we went on a Tuesday night at 5:00...how romantic!!! HA!
Do you get to play Whirly Ball for Valentines?!? We did part A of V-Day last night, and part B is next weekend in Vegas. We've been married 7 years this summer...
Ah, I like #13! And these are all SO true!
No, we aren't playing Whirly Ball, but I think that would be fun to do. Maybe next year we should all do Whirly Ball together for Valtentine's Day?
Oh my goodness... Too funny and too true!!
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