Andrew Anecdotes

The other day I was putting Andrew's winter clothes away for the summer. He got 2 shirts out and put them on his head and told me "Look I am a "tiger", ROAR!" He calls any big cat a tiger, even though he know the difference between tigers and lions at least. He looked really cute as you can see.

His GAM and her family also left for Hawaii. We took them to the airport and after we dropped them off he told me "I want to go to Hawaii too. I want to go soooooo bad. Please, Please, Please!". You and me both kid. He then told me that "I miss GAM already. I want to be in Hawaii with GAM".

Another funny story is the other day our cat Max was sitting by the stairs and Bruce (the dog, in case you didn't already know) came walking by. Andrew then yells "Run kitty!!!!!! Bruce is going to eat you!". A little while later, Andrew is sitting on the bathroom floor while I am getting ready. Bruce is in the bathroom in between me and Andrew and Max is just on the other side of the door with Andrew in between him and the dog. Well, Bruce decides that he is going to faint a charge at the cat. Max was not having that! He lest out a huge hiss, runs over Andrew and pretty much attacks the dog. Well, as much as a cat without claws can attack a 100 pound dog. I swear I am not sure who was more shocked by this; the dog or Andrew. If I only had a picture of his face.

Lastly, Andrew has begun the slightly annoying habit of questioning everything. However, he hasn't quite gotten the difference between why and how. So, this is how a typical conversation goes.

Andrew: Where is GAM going?

Me: Hawaii

Andrew: How

Me: Do you mean why?

Andrew: Yes

Andrew: what's that giant excavator doing on that truck

Me: It's too big and slow to drive itself

Andrew: how?

Now imagine that ever other minute all day long. Even when I remind him that is is WHY and not how, 1 second later I hear "How?" out of the back seat.