Andrew Anecdotes ~ "I boobs too!"

A couple of funny Andrew stories for you.

First off, the other day I had to go bra shopping. It was soooo time. Anyway, I had Andrew with me and as soon as we were in the bra department he starts trying to grab everything off the racks. When he does not succeed, he then starts throwing goldfish everywhere. Finally, I make it into the dressing room and start to try on my things. Then I her this being said in his loudest voice:
Andrew:"I take my shirt off too".
Me: No leave it on. Then he proceeds to take it off anyway.

Andrew: "I bra too!!!"
Me : No mommy needs to try them on.
Andrew" I BRA TOO!!!" so I give him my old one.

Andrew: "I boobs too! One boob, another boob" as he is pointing at his nipples. "Mommy boobs; I boobs too!!!!!"

He then tries to put his shirt on and when I look over he is sitting in his stroller with his body through the neck and it is around his waist with one arm stuck in the arm hole.

I wonder what the other people in the dressing room were thinking.

Second story: Tuesday night I get back from RTC and in like 2 minutes I hear Andrew screaming bloody murder. I go up there and our cat Smudge is sitting in the middle of the floor with his tail all poofed out. Apparently he scared Andrew. Now ever since then Andrew is telling me that there are monsters in his room and in our room. He won't go upstairs by himself for long anymore. He goes up then I hear " mommy, I scared! Monsters!" Poor guy he use to be so fearless.